Even if you don't have favorite Glee quotes, you probably know the show. It would be hard not to, since the show has not only taken the world by storm but joined High School Musical in breathing new life into show tunes and choral music. In fact, Glee is so popular that its followers have their own name -- Gleeks, a combination of Glee and geeks.
If you've never treated yourself to an episode of Glee, you don't know what you're missing -- but you're about to find out. These Glee quotes are a fantastic example of the wit and fun you'll experience when you tune in.
1. "Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now." ~ Rachel
2. "I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a constant state of fear by creating an environment of irrational random terror." ~ Sue
3. "I got this at the school library. Did you know you can borrow books from there?" ~ Finn
4. "He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows." ~ Kurt
5. "Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, like Broadway, the show must go on." ~ Rachel
6. "Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave." ~ Brittany
7. "He's here, he's here! Josh Groban is here! Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed." ~ Sandy
8. "Fashion has no gender." ~ Kurt
9. "There is no joy in these kids; they feel invisible. That's why every single one of them has a MySpace page." ~ Will
10. "I did a book report on heart attacks... it got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in crayon." ~ Brittany
11. "I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them." ~ Rachel
12. "I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure that Dr. Pepper was a dentist." ~ Brittany
13. "Did you know there's a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?" ~ Jacob (to Will)
Hopefully these Glee quotes give you a taste of what the show's really like: funny, incisive, and full of wonderful music. Just reading them makes me want to fire up the DVD player and watch season one all over again, and I hope it does the same for you. Go enjoy yourself and find some more fantastic Glee quotes!
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